Granny (The Beverly Hillbilly's) Joke
Defense Attorney: "Will you please state your age?"
Granny: "I'm 86 years old."
Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?"
Granny: "There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me."
Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?"
Granny: "No, but he sure was friendly."
Defense Attorney: "What happened after he sat down?"
Granny: "He started to rub my thigh."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?"
Granny: "No, I didn't stop him."
Defense Attorney: "Why not?"
Granny: "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my hubby died some 30 years ago."
Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"
Granny:" He began to rub my chest."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him then?"
Granny: "No, I did not stop him."
Defense Attorney: "And why not?"
Granny: "His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!"
Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"
Granny: "Well, by then, I was feeling really 'spicy' so I just laid down and told him, 'Take me, young man, take me!'"
Defense Attorney: "Did he take you?"
Granny: "Heck, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!!', and that's when I shot him, the little bxstxxd."
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