A Closet Entrepreneur 

A woman finds herself being a bit indiscrete during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door.

Her husband also comes home, so she puts her gentleman friend in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside, I'll tell."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In a next few weeks, it happens that the boy and the gentleman friend end up in the closet  together again.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The man remembering the threat from the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Fine."

A few days later, it's a bright sunny day and the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy - "A thousand bucks!"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The padre says, "Now don't start that again!!"